Gary Woodcroft (Seann Walsh) is in his late 20s and has never done a single useful thing in his life. He's been the living definition of the word 'chillax', straddling a narrow line between unemployed and unemployable....
Gary Woodcroft (Seann Walsh) is in his late 20s and has never done a single useful thing in his life. He's been the living definition of the word 'chillax', straddling a narrow line between unemployed and unemployable. Then, after years of dubious benefit claiming, he finds himself finally threatened with prosecution. Faced with the real prospect of prison, he decides to do what anyone would... run away and hide in his local monastery. Turns out escaping being banged up by becoming a monk wasn't the easy option.
Meanwhile, Rudley Abbey is desperate. The number of monks in any given Abbey is strictly monitored, and last year Brother Christopher left to get married... to Brother Benjamin. Now they're below the required minimum of five, and if the Vatican finds out they'll be closed down.
The Abbot welcomes the new recruit - much to the annoyance of his deputy, Brother Francis. Francis does not like Gary. He doesn't think he will ever make a good monk, and that he represents all that's wrong with the modern world. Gary, however, has become good friends with the other two Brothers: Bernard, who likes a drink or two; and young, impressionable Dominic, who looks up to Gary as the cool older brother he's never had.
While the Abbey might have a leaky roof, no heating and a structurally unsound bell tower, none of the brothers can contemplate life anywhere else, so when Gary turns up on their doorstep it seems like a Godsend, at least at first...
